thechildrensplace
I TRIED TAKING A PICTURE OF THESE SCENE KIDS AND THEY CAME OUT AS LIKE GHOSTS WHAT THE FUCK
as a special treat i thought i’d read you my favourite story
a story of love, passion and jealousy…
“Charizard took a deep breath and continued, “look, it’s my mating season and the only one I see fit to mate with is you.”
Ash looked at him in shook again and said, “You..want..to..fuck…me?”
Yes,” Charizard said as took a step closer to Ash.
Ash was speachless as a million thounghts ran therw his head. Some thoughts said it was wrong, others said go for it, and others were in between. Ash snapped out of it with Charizard infront of him. He looked at his blue eyes, and said, “Okay, but keep it a secret.”
Chasizard was glad and said, “Good, now get naked.” Ash did so as he took his shirt, pants, socks, and underwaer. Charizard liked his lips as he saw his trainer naked before him. He then mosioned for him to get down, weach Ash did. Ash now on his hand and knees started to have secend thoughts as he watch Charizard walk behind him. Charizard with his now fully ericted dick, at leced 7 inchs was ready to mate with Ash. He pulled Ash’s asschecks apart, and slowly push his dick into the hole. Ash wenced as he felt the hard pokemon dick push it’s way into his virgen ass, and then he felt something. He looked between his arms and saw that Charizard was gently playing with him. Ash’s pain was becoming plesure as he felt the claw making became hard. As Charizaed was helping Ash, he was all the way in and began pump slowly in to him. He start to pick up the pase as he got closer to his climax, as was was trusting so hard, Ash thought he was going to need the see a doctor after this”
(via phatjulz)
petewentzemolobster
there actually is a picture of cory baxter in our family room
he’s not just in the house
he’s home
(Source: petewentzemolobster, via phatjulz)
giantrobotanime
this little girl at work today got a “how to draw anime and manga” esque book and at one point her mom pointed to one of the magazines on the counter and was like, “look, one direction.” and the little girl let out a frustrated sigh and went, “theyre not manga, i dont CARE.”
(via k1mkardashian)
ho0ker-deactivated20120218
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
(via wwiao)
guys its like 3 in the afternoon why is there porn on my dash
mechastreisand
the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters
(via truculentbeaver)
omg there are little chunks of aloe vera in this drink its so good i want to cry
